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Corporate piracy would involve fewer lawyers and more sea shanties. |
| Climbing into a vehicle is all the training you need to operate it. Like an expert. | |
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Puzzles or games within the setting might not make a lot of sense in context, but they would provide valuable benefits when completed. |
| The laser printer would be a ranged weapon. |  |
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The shredder could be shoulder mounted, with a range of 10 feet. |
| No matter how bulky your aquisitions, they never make unsightly bulges in your clothes. |  |
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The message in your fortune cookie would actually apply to the events of your post-lunch day. |
| Speaking of food, food on the floor, path or conveyor belt would be perfectly acceptable. |  |
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You'd eat food by shooting it. |
| The vegetarian/omnivore moral/health/benefits/risks debate would be reduced to mathematics. |  |
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There would be Jefferies Tubes. |
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You get to leave work early because dastardly danger threatens fair Gotham. You'd probably have theme music! Cheesy MIDI music, but theme music none the less! |
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And speaking of music, the background score would be a useful tool for situational awareness. You know, "Spice Girls means Impending Danger" or maybe the floor food wasn't all that good for you. Something like that. |