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Offices would have a budget for escape pods. |
| You get to put ‘Area 51’ on your timesheet. |
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You’d learn the three kinds of workers in a cubicle farm: People: have facial features above the partitions. |
| Muppets: Only show hair-covered domes above the partitions. |
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Mice: run through the maze without anything showing until they’re right up on you. |
| Time travel would be a fact of life, including travelers from the distant future, the distant past, and Sunday Afternoon when we get the Football Pool results. |
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You’d take oddly misshapen coworkers appearing in your midst in stride. |
| Mutations would be just another set of questions at the doctor's office: have you ever mutated, has anyone in your family mutated, how much DNA do you use in a day, when was the last time you reproduced asexually... |
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The more, um, 'character' the furniture has, the more likely it is significant. |