Hawker Hurricane
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Most women in the office would show more skin than a leather purse outlet store sidewalk sale. |
| Most of the Celestials, too. | |
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There is something significant about any decorations, although that might just be a inside joke about previous versions. |
| IT’s next upgrade is going to be pretty impressive. | |
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You know it’s time for lunch when the daily perp walk goes by. |
| Screw Demming. Team Building exercises will center around ‘crew served weapons’ concepts. | |
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That four-hour Ethics in the Workplace seminar? Boiled down to ‘If you get the drop on it, it’s perfectly valid to shoot it.’ |
| I'd be hunting down those 'extra life' thingies constantly... Hawker Hurricane |
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| Your cubicle would need room for your trophy case. |
| The company car can’t quite reach standard orbital altitude. You can deal with that. |
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| When you find that your boss is a disembodied head, your first question is whether or not it’s mandatory for employees above level six. |
| Never again wonder if something’s important…just drag your cursor across it. |
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| Sometimes workplace problems can be solved with chain saws. |
| In the real world, picking up everything that isn’t nailed down is frowned upon. In the game world it’s a good habit. |
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| No one steals the lunch of a man with scanner technology. |
| You meet your weekly minimum requirements of gadgetry by 1030 Monday Morning. |
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| You’d ALWAYS have a story to share at the water cooler. |
| One of your cubicle options would include constructing a rampart. |
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| You get to play with robots. It’d be cool. |
| Cloning and genetic manipulation would be a fact of life. It’d be so cool. Of course, you’d spend a lot of time trying to survive the knowledge, which would be a little less cool. |
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