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For one thing,
sustained dependable performance would get you the next level, not carpal
tunnel syndrome… |
| No one would
challenge the travel claim if you were on A Mission From (a) God.
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Job hazards would be
easily identifiable. Usually self-announcing. |
| Research would be
more interesting, as long as you don’t read the page that boils your
eyeballs. |
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You’d have a chance
to make save vs. meetings with Marketing. |
| Incentive programs
would be fairly straightforward. |
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Regularly spaced
refreshment stations would provide the basic needs of life for exhausted
adventurers….um, well, never mind. |
| The purpose of
entering a level would be to kill the boss. |
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The only people who’d
care about that would be ones you’re supposed to kill, too.
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| A never-ending series
of increasingly powerful weapons would litter the area. |
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Start of Work
meetings for new initiatives would include a visit from a Celestial
advisor. |
| The office Dress Code
would not only allow, but foster extreme variation. |
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Race relations
guidelines would cover the Elder Races. |
| Work would NEVER be
boring. |
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Work difficulties
exist mainly for the purpose of padding your resume. |
| Somewhere in the
building is a vehicle that’s way cooler than the one you arrived at work
in. |
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