| Subject | Topic | Presenter |
| Command | Sun Tzu, the Logistics chapter. | Faith |
| Engineering | Inertia: Why Warp Nine is barely noticeable, but disruptor fire near-misses rattle the crew like a ball bearing in a blender. | Rackunder |
| Medical | Why Genetic Improvements of any nature create a soulless being out to kill or conquer all mundane or weak persons. | Amiss |
| Medical | Why Cybernetic Implants of any nature create a soulless being out for widespread destruction of all mundane or pure persons. | Amiss |
| Security | Theres no such thing as an unfair advantage. | Fox |
| Security | Very few alien species cannot be punched out when necessary. | Fox |
| Ship Support | Destruct mechanisms: Why any monkey can initiate them, but no one can disable them until the counter reaches less than ten seconds | Jeffreys |
| Ship Support | Never build sentient computers smarter than we are unless we can control the power supply. | Tok |
| Stellar Navigation | Intergalactic Down: why all species orient their ships in the same plane at all times. | Eurayle |
| XenoContact | Friends don't let friends save Packleds | Smith |
| XenoContact | The cuter they are, the more likely theyll eat you. Especially the furry ones. | Smith |
| Security | If your computer targeting system cant hit the broadside of a barn, consider that maybe youre one of the Bad Guys. | Fox |
| XenoContact | Life Forms we have previously encountered | Smith |
| Ship Support | Energy Types we have previously encountered | Fisher |
| XenoContact | Energy Types we have previously encountered that turned out to be Life Forms we had not encountered right up to right then. | Amiss |
| Command | Sometimes, one has to do something that seems totally suicidal. | Faith |
| Medical | First aid thumbrules for life as we know it. | Amiss |
| Security | When the camera goes out, its a Security Violation. | Fox |
| Security | Phaser Settings: Stun, Kill, Vaporize, Deep Fat Fry, Julienne Fries | Vark |
| Ship Support | Open Sourcing: Why every alien in the universe has technology that can override our classified computer systems | Sharpe |
| Ship Support | Never be more than 7 feet from someone that knows Morse Code | Tok |
| Stellar Navigation | Why asteroids and comets can get close to Earths Orbit before being noticed so something NOT STUPID OR DESPERATE can be done about them. | Eurayle |
| XenoContact | Never trust men in dark helmets. | Sierra |
| XenoContact | Never buy droids from Jawas, uh, I mean, buy Androids from Ferengi. | Smith |
| Command | The question is not 'Do we have the right to do this?' but 'Do we possess the firepower to finish this?' | Faith |
| Medical | First aid wild guesses for life but not as we know it. | Amiss |
| Security | Brig forcefields, medical scanners and the outbreak of appendicitis in dangerous prisoners think first, then scan, then act. No, think some more, THEN act. Wait, CALL SOMEONE, then act. | Fox |
| Ship Support | 3,643 Hailing Frequencies and How to Open Them | Tok |
| Ship Support | Transporters: Everything That Could Possibly go Wrong | Jeffreys |
| XenoContact | Advanced does not neccesarily mean intelligent. | Smith |
| Command | Steps to command decisions: Logic, hunches, poker. | Faith |
| Medical | Organ transplants are best left to professionals , or aliens with artificially augmented intellectual abilities. | Amiss |
| Security | When in doubt, empty the magazine (drain the battery, upend the bag, whatever). | Fox |
| Security | It is physically, grammatically, and tactically impossible to carry too much ammo. | Fox |
| Ship Support | Temporal Anomalies: why all roads that lead to the 20th century now lead to the 21st | Sierra |
| Ship Support | No matter the size of a ship, station or orbital platform, alien monsters need 1 hour to learn the layout well enough to sneak up on a security or rescue force still groping in the dark. | Fisher |
| XenoContact | Alien evolution so parallel they find Human flesh tasty and not at all toxic. | TenTenTen |
| Command | Time Travel, Available Resources: Newspapers in trash cans always reflect the current date and contain headlines that impact on your time-travel mission. | Faith |
| Communications | Why the Universal Translator will be detected in ship-to-ship transmissions, but not in face to face infiltrations of a hostile society | Fisher |
| Engineering | Part 1701 of the Criminal Code: breaking the laws of Physics, average sentencing for violators. | Jeffereys |