So, Scully, what was your favorite case, you think?	Oh, it'd have to be one of the Scooby Doo cases, you know.	Scooby Doo?
You know, rubber masks, fright wigs, conspirators, nothing supernatural,	...no unexplained evidence, that sort of thing.	Oh? Why do you like them?
The files close, the reports are straightforward...and...	And you don't have to deal with extreme possibilities?	Exactly!
Your lips move.	Oh, hello, Scully.	Where did you get the doll?
Frohike.  He's got like a dozen of them.	Really? You, me, Skinner? The Lone Gunnmen? That's cool.	Well, no, a dozen dolls of..um, you.
Oh. That's - kind of creepy.	Oh, I'm sure it's harmless.	But, hey, you can have his prototype, if you want it.
Oh, please. Like I need ANOTHER graduate of the Barbara Bain school of emoting in my life?	'Square-jawed' isn't supposed to involve a plane and a square.	Then again, at least his features are wooden for a good reason.
I don't know, Mulder. He's cute, but I have a job, and it isn't ventriloquist.	What does that have to do with anything?	Well, it's one thing to get paid for it, but what sort of grownup plays with dolls in their free time?
	Um....
I don't think that's an employment enhancing line of thought, Scully.	Yes. Let's never speak of it again.	And welcome to MY world!

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