Action Figure Theatre - The Hex Files
Welcome to my dip into creative self-expression. And easy jokes. And amateur photography....Check out the following:
NEW for '03
A year since the last Hexfile contribution...But at last, I've started work on the Dungeon Follies. Hexfiles moves to 1/6th scale, and Feudal setting.
Tell me if links don't work so i can fix them. Send me any other comments unless they are negative. Send those to my therapist.
Have fun, and don't take anything here too seriously.
The Hexfiles -The continuing adventures of Mulder and Scully, or at least their Action Figures,
with guest appearances from
20K Leagues Under The Sea, Alley Cat, Army Men, Atlantis, Austin Powers I&II, Bablyon 5, Barney, Beanie Babies, Brigid, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Cavewoman, Coca-Cola, Coors, Cracker Jack, Crimson, Croc Hunter, Crouching Tiger, Danger Girl, Darkchylde, Doonsbury, Double Impact, Dragonheart, Elfquest, E.T., Egypt, Evolution, Farscape, Fathom, Final Fantasy, ForrestTails, Ghost in Shell, Greek, Harry Potter, Hellblazer, Hellina, Jade, James Bond (Dr No., Her Majesty's Secret Service, Live and Let Die, Goldeneye), Kabuki, Lady Pendragon, Legend of Sharkman, Letha, Little Mermaid, Lord of the Rings (The movies), Lord of the Rings (The Books), Lost in Space, Mad Max 2, Manmachine, Matrix, Men In Black, Mercy, Metal Gear Solid 1&2, Mistress of the Dark, Mystic Knights of Tyr Na Nog, Mulan, Muppet Show, New and Old Testament, Norse, Pandora, Pillsbury, Preacher, Quake, Reboot, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer TV Special, Sandman, Shaft, Sharkman, Shrek, Sinthia, Sisters of Darkness, Samurai Night Live (SNL), Samurai X, Sleeping Beauty, Snomwman, Son of Beach, Spawn, Spice Girls, Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Movies), Star Wars (I, II, IV, V, VI, VII), Stargate, Starship Troopers, Streetfighter, Tekken, Terminator II, the Tick, Tombraider, Triplanetary, Turok, UFO set, Ultima, Usagi Yo Jimbo, VIP, Virus, Warcraft, Warlands, Warriors of Virtue, Witchblade, Wizard of Oz, Wonder Woman, WWF, X-Files, X-men,
and a few things from real life, like police and the space program.
Episodes, Outtakes, and Interpretations of other Internet Humor found online.
Season One complete, Season Two complete. Season Three mostly in my head.
RPG Humor Starting Now, adventures in role play, on a 1/6th scale. Figures including:
Holy Grail: King Arthur, Sir Robin, Sir Launcelot, Sir Galahad, Sir Bedevere, Patsy, The Black Knight, Wizard Called Tim, The French Guard, The Dead Collector;
(I did email the company and asked about the eventual production of certain figures: Dingo, Zoot, four score and ten Virgins aged 17 to 19 and a half, Brother Maynard, Minstrels, the three-headed ogre, the Green knight, bloody peasants, the witch, Bors and the Historian....but they have no further plans to continue the line...Blast!)
Star Treks's: Captain Sisko (in a couple of roles), Worf, Mogatu;
Xena's: Roman Xena, Amazon Queen Gabrielle, Psycho Beyotch Callisto;
Barbie's: Ireland Princess, Rapunzel costume on a Barbie, Rapunzel Prince, Rose Prince, customized Wiccan costume on a Barbie, Mermaid Barbie, Shakira (w/ Genie costume on Shakira), Brandy (w/ Egyptian Princess costume on Brandy), and customized Dingo and Zoot costumes on Barbies (Thanx to my sister for the customized movie costumes!);
Star Wars: Princess Leia, Princess Ardala
LOTR: Cave Troll, Gimli, Arwen
Harry Potter: Fluffy
GI Joe: Navy Seal;
Movie Classics: Nosferatu, The Cyclops, Ymir,
HexTrek, The Series Log. Chronicles (to come) of the missions of Captain Faith and the Crew of The USS Inflict in the Starfleet Universe...sort of. Crew has been recruited from the following lines:
Stikfas: Alpha Male Black, Alpha Male Green, Male Monk, Beta Female Olive
Minimates: Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Mogatu, Gorn, Tower Exclusive, Dark Angel
Futurama: Bug Eyed Alien wobbly thing
Plaster Caster: Horta
Due to space limitations at Hexfiles, a number of text-only pages are being moved to another site. Access them at The Other Place.
Picture and Gif collection
Caption Contest Pics
Author: missiletowe
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