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Lancelot, take point. |
Milord? |
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Up front. |
You want me pointing? |
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No, you’re point. |
My point? |
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Yes. |
My sword? |
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What? |
My point. |
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Yes, you’re point. |
My point is on my sword? |
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What are you on about? You TAKE point. |
At sword’s point? |
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No, you’re point. |
My point? |
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No, wait, not your point, you are point. |
I’m pointy? |
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Well, you’re not sharp. |
Can I point something out? |
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NO! |
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Look, just get in front of the party. |
And what’s the point? |
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You’re point. |
No, what’s your point? |
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My point is that you are on POINT! |
Is it because of my sword? |
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What? |
Well, I keep my sword the sharpest of the party. It’s the pointitest. |
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No, you’re point because you’re a bloody minded lunatic that kills without hesitation. |
Oh. Cool. |
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Certainly without thought. |
Before, during, or when writing his memoirs… |
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Now get out in front and kill everything that moves. |
Oh, right. |
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At this point, I’m wondering why didn’t you just say that at the beginning? |
That’s not really an on-point argument. That’s what he does anyway. |
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We have to do this properly. |
How many points to I get? |
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Groan…. |
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This is pointless. |
Pointilist? My favorite pointilist has always been Seurat. |
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You’re point. You’re the only point. There’s only one point and you’re it. |
I’m It? Where’s home base? |
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It’s not tag, it’s point, and it’s you! |
I get all the points? |
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Yes! |
Then I Win! |
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We have a winner! Let’s go home, before we find any monsters. |
No, no, no, we already spent 30 gold getting here, we’re not going home without some treasure. |
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What are the odds on that? |
Three point two to one. |
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See, there’s fencing moves, like tierce point, that are done with a sword… |
Aaaauuuugh! |
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You’re going to have to tell him, point blank. |
Maybe poke his pressure points? |
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If you scratch a picture of Arthur, with your sword, would that be a pointrait? |
Anyone does another pun, and I’ll point the wall with his marrow for mortar. Then use his goolies for needlepoint. |
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Needle Point? Like a pointing needle of a compass? |
…..Yes. And it points that way! |
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Right! I’m off! |
You’re ON! On POINT! |
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That would make this the starting point? |
Is this the point where we came in? |
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