Lancelot, take point.

Milord?

Up front.

You want me pointing?

No, you’re point.

My point?

Yes.

My sword?

What?

My point.

Yes, you’re point.

My point is on my sword?

What are you on about?

You TAKE point.

At sword’s point?

No, you’re point.

My point?

No, wait, not your point, you are point.

I’m pointy?

Well, you’re not sharp.

Can I point something out?



NO!


Look, just get in front of the party.

And what’s the point?

You’re point.

No, what’s your point?

My point is that you are on POINT!

Is it because of my sword?

What?

Well, I keep my sword the sharpest of the party. It’s the pointitest.

No, you’re point because you’re a bloody minded lunatic that kills without hesitation.

Oh. Cool.

Certainly without thought.

Before, during, or when writing his memoirs…

Now get out in front and kill everything that moves.

Oh, right.

At this point, I’m wondering why didn’t    you just say that at the beginning?

That’s not really an on-point argument.

That’s what he does anyway.

We have to do this properly.

How many points to I get?



Groan….


Apologies to pointilism...

This is pointless.

Pointilist? My favorite pointilist has always been Seurat.

You’re point. You’re the only point. There’s only one point and you’re it.

I’m It? Where’s home base?

It’s not tag, it’s point, and it’s you!

I get all the points?

Yes!

Then I Win!

We have a winner! Let’s go home, before we find any monsters.

No, no, no, we already spent 30 gold getting here, we’re not going home without some treasure.

What are the odds on that?

Three point two to one.

See, there’s fencing moves, like tierce point, that are done with a sword…

Aaaauuuugh!

You’re going to have to tell him, point blank.

Maybe poke his pressure points?

If you scratch a picture of Arthur, with your sword, would that be a pointrait?

Anyone does another pun, and I’ll point the wall with his marrow for mortar. Then use his goolies for needlepoint.

Needle Point?  Like a pointing needle of a compass?

…..Yes. And it points that way!

Right! I’m off!

You’re ON! On POINT!

That would make this the starting point?

Is this the point where we came in?






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