So, how did that go again?

Shaddap.

No, really, was that 'Stand Back, I speak Gnoll!' or was it 'I Speak Troll?'

Either way, doesn't matter a damn in a room full of goblins, eh?

I said, shaddup.

Yeah, I probably should concentrate on this bite wound.

And my 'stabbing' pain from being stabbed.

And the partial avulsion of my inferior acromioclavicular joint.

Halt!  There's something here....

 I am Mercy.

What is this word you speak of: Mercy?
 I am an Angel of the Seventh Domain Of Light.
I restore all Party Member Wounds, Disablements, Liens, Curses and Scar Tissue at no cost or penalty, while only-

'Scuse me.  The Mercy Angel is from the Trading Card Game.  We're Role Playing tonight.  The TCG is on the weekend....TCIS (Thank Card It's Shuffleday).
 Oh.  Whoops.



OH...oh, you...stupid....BASTARD!
 Sorry, but it's just good gaming to...

You couldn't wait until she healed us, THEN bring out the rulebook, could you?
 Sorry, sorry...