Word Search with Lancelot!

Word search? Why would people search for words for…for…that word…like songs and midgets and…
Faire, squire?
No, I mean, well, folk songs are part of it, and they go to faires for it, and tease the ferret juggler…the thing you do when you don’t want to be bored.
Entertainment?
Yes! What’s entertaining about a word search? You know the word, or you don’t, and if you don’t you have to use the…the…uh, the…
Whipcord?
No, that book you look things up in.
Cookbook, sir?
No.
Malleus Maleficarum?
No, the book with the words.
All books have words in them, sir, or they’re just attractively stacked paper.
The book about words!
Thesaurus?
Hmm….no, it’s like a thesaurus, though.
Well, squire, there’s no listing for ‘thesaurus’ in the thesaurus.
Pity. Anyway, you should use the right word, at the right time, or you look…
A right boob, sir?
I was going to say…
Illiterate?
No, ‘of limited vocabulary.’
Ah.
Really. Anyway, what’s so entertaining about people stalking around saying ‘It’s on the tip of my tongue!’ I ask you!
Maybe it gives them a feeling of superiority?
They think they’re in charge of a convent?
That’s more of a Mother Superior, sir.
Well, they take that oath, don’t they?
Which oath would that be?
Where they don’t do word searches. They get by without looking for words they don’t need. All day.
Um………are you thinking of a vow of silence, m’lord?
That’s the one!
Oy gevalt.
Where did you find those words?
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to circumsize you.

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