Anthraxed 09

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Sir! Problems in dungeon.	Oh, toxicity, what is it now?

Princesses escaped.	What? Which ones?

Princesses.	Each and every one of them? That's unendurable!

Maybe like other problem better?	What other problem?

Adventurererers make it 8th level.	What? Which ones?

Many. But reporters wait on 9th level.	The MEDIA?
	Ah, that's just great. That tops it all off. Princesses, paladins and the press penetrating the passages protecting the processes of my prefectly perfidious plan.

Wow. Bet can't say that again.	Of course, I can. Ahem: Princesses, paladins and press palpating my pressing purple...
	?
I mean, Possessive princes process the pounding plan...	Never mind!

Want talk about other problem? Got dragons.



	You're kidding me.

Not kid. Too much lackwit to be witty.	This....this is bad. If the Anthrax operation woke up dragons, you all could be in serious trouble.

We all? What about you? You make deal with dragons?	No. I didn't become a master of evil by risking MY life. As they say in the old country:

Tassaghalgh vas Veet, passa!	*Feets don't fail me now!*