that tell of the dungeon delving adventures of Arthur, the Knights of His Round Table, and various other party members. Some would say way too many records. Some are of unquestionable authority, penned in Arthur's own hand and encased between sheets of amber in the walls of the Holy Sanctuary he had constructed in honor of St. Antioch The Shrapnelled. Others are of more questionable authenticity, being illuminated in four ink colors on tractor-feed paper. Some appear reasonably authentic (or not obviously faked) but have conflicting details. Others seem to record stories of different sources as having taken place with Arthur as the central character (instead of, for example, Beowulf, Sun Tzu, Conan, Abbot and Costello or Alton Brown).

The job of a chronicler of the subterranean adventures of Arthur, King Of The Britons, is a difficult one indeed. For example, there seems to be more than one episode wherein the adventurers first met a female warrior. Separating fact, fiction and fantasy, identifying which history birthed which legend that grew into what myth, patching together existing anecdotes, stolen histories, and bard's epics into a coherent tale of treasure seeking is an almost insurmountable effort for the historian.

Lucky for me, I am not a historian.

As a translator, I present this collection of tales concerning the central theme of King Arthur searching Dungeons for Treasure. No guarantees or assurances are provided for the accuracy, authenticity, or authority of any episode, no assertion is made for their proper chronological order, no attempt is made to fully suss out any anachronism or other logical disorder to the tale. I am considering an index to identify the source materials, such as which ones are from the Sanctuary, or from the Druid Hills Road find, the M1 Motorway Traveler's Rest archive, or were mailed into the TSR Headquarters. This would depend on how the stories themselves are received. Then again, if I wanted MORE work, I'd be a chronicler.....


Presenting, Arthur's Round Table Adventures from the various collected works known as "Arthur needs to raise funds for an Election Year."

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It is usual for gamers to have a solid core of almost-every-time characters that the quest revolves around, with guests and friends dropping by to lend a hand or kill an evening while the significant other is attending adult education for a GED, or getting certified as a moel.

The core of this campaign centers around King Arthur, and his closest knights:
Sir Lancelot The Brave,
Sir Robin The-Not-Quite-As-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot,
Sir Galahad The Pure,
the wise Sir Bedevere ,
and
Arthur's Pack Mule: Patsy (NPC)

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Scenes and Summaries of the Spelunker Sporting Society

Marching Order

• Remember how much time the King spent on the first Party Marching Order?
• Remember when the King told Lancelot to walk point?
  
  
  Recruiting
• Remember the time Lancelot bought a sabre-toothed hound?
  
• Remember the time someone rolled up G.I Mage?
  Dungeon Delving
• Remember the dungeon singalong?
• Remember when the Healers wanted their own theme song?
  
  
  Characters
• The women at Castle Anthrax
  
  

  First Score

  Second Score

  Third Score

  Fourth Score

  And Ten

  
  
  
  Gaming Mechanics
  
• Remember how we used to roll for initiative?
• Remember the adventure we ended up calling The Marvin Gaye delve?
• Remember Arthur's theory on rolling damage?
• Remember the game-night calendar mixup and the infamous Almost Act of Mercy?
  
  Campaigns:
  Elves
  
• Remember the first time we entered the Elf Caves? Anthrax
  
• Remember when Castle Anthrax fell into the Earth??
  
  Encounters
• Remember the time we couldn't figure out what to do with A Friendly Dwarf?
  (Rough Draft, Pictures pending...)
• Remember the time we ran into a Dungeon Peace Activist?
• Remember the Dungeon with all the Bugs?
  (Rough Draft, Pictures pending...)
• Remember the time we got attacked by The Delves?

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Inspired By or some Connection To Dungeon Delving:

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Things Skippy The Dwarf is not allowed to do in the Dungeon

Making Dungeon Follies, It has been suggested that The Translator has an excess of unstructured-free-time-without-adult-supervision. It's not THAT much free time.

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